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Kührli - 06.06.2006 - 13:07

Die Autoren von einem Rugby-Coaching-Newsletter haben ihre Empfänger gefragt, ob sie auch Fußball trainieren - hier die Antworten:

“No, it’s a rubbish game played by girls”

“Afraid not – once an egg chaser, always an egg chaser.”

“That’s the game with the round ball isn’t it?”

“We call soccer “Wendy Ball” at the club.”

“Coach soccer? No thanks - I think red hot needles into my eyes would be preferable to dealing with the nasty nylon kit, cheating and temper tantrums”

“If there is one thing I can’t stand in this world it is soccer. I have absolutely no interest whatsoever in wasting my time watching a pack of fairies kicking a ball around and watching 0-0 results after 90 minutes. I don’t want their cheque books, their lifestyles or even the smelly old trouts they parade around as Footballers Wives. I am not of the opinion that a man should have long hair, and a pony tail is worse, let alone earrings and waxed legs. Maybe I do have a problem with trying to find my more sensitive side but I was bought up on a dairy farm in New Zealand in the 70s & 80s and we shagged Sheilas and sheep, drank piss and worked hard and played harder - so I guess you know where you can stick any mention of that faggot sport they call soccer. Please take this as a no and have a most wonderful day.”

“No, never played or coached soccer (old fashioned prop forward me, broad back, huge bum and no legs, but mum loved me).”

“Thanks Andy, but “S***” is a banned word in my house”

“Soccer.................what’s that?”

“Sod off”

Kührli - 13.06.2006 - 12:22

Am Sonntag gab's als Alternative zum stinklangweiligen Portugiesen-Gekicke auf DSF die Dart UK Open. Das sind wenigstens keine verwöhnten Ballerinas sondern noch echte Männer aus Stahl, wahre Modellathleten. Wäre auch für uns eine Alternative - dazu können auch beide Knie kaputt sein und den notwendigen Körperbau bringen die meisten von uns bereits mit:

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,560614,00.jpg

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,560620,00.jpg

Landespräsident - 10.07.2006 - 22:20

http://tonaz.altervista.org/zidane.html
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