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The girl looks good to me
good to me,
she looked like Pamela Lee
after 9 coronas

I began to kiss her,
undid her zipper,
she looked like Claudia Schiffer
after 9 coronas

When i met her at the bar,
she said she was on baywatch,
when she got into my car,
she looked alot like Sasquatch

BOW WOW WOW WOW WOW
Waaaahhhhh

9 coronas

She kinda looked like Mr Spock,
“ live long and prosper “
but she was Courtney Cox,
after 9 coronas

We were hot with passion,
we were mashing,
cause she looked like Jeniffer Annistan
after 9 coronas

Later into night,
i rode her like a Harley
in the soft candle light,
she looked like Grant Farley

BOW WOW WOW WOW WOW
Waaaahhhhh

9 coronas

she was fat and stinky,
and kinda sticky,
but she looked like Christie Brinkley
after 9 coronas

she looked like Pee Wee Herman,
“that's my name, don't wear it out“,
but she was Urma Thurman
after 9 coronas

in our 23rd position,
i think i got wisplash,
she was really bitchin',
except for her moustache

BOW WOW WOW WOW WOW
Waaaahhhhh

she was bigger than a Winnabago,
a way to go,
she looked like Lisa Kudrow
after 9 coronas

she was no Cindy Crawford,
Cindy Crawford,
nothing rythmes with Cindy Crawford
after 9 coronas

Open up another bottle,
i started drinking more beer,
so could wake up,
next to Heather Locklear

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Yaaaaaaaaa

9 coronas
9 coronas
9 coronas
9 coronas